| Author | Message |
chase - manchester
ENGLAND | 2008-09-13 17:29:36
GREETZ FROM MANC LAND - THATS UP NORRRRTH !
SUGGESTIONS: it would be cool to have a page with a collection of Chubby's best jokes from over the years. Save me having to flick through my DVDs when I wanna use some of it as a witty reply to my ex's funny texts! Also a Chubby's 'quotes' page (which is obviously some of the same material but the statements he makes should go down in history alongside quotes from the likes of Spike Milligan and Oscar Wilde cos its fantastic stuff!! Its funny because its the TRUTH! Philosophical if you ask me! My latest one that sticks with me is "I'm not saying all Muslims are terrorists but its funny how all terrorists are fucking Muslims!! CLASSIC! wish I'd have thought of it). Cool site and love being part of the joke book thing. Its a good consolation as I can find witty remarks from randoms to use in my texts instead. If you read any of my 'jokes' you will see why I need all the help I can get to be funny! Soooo, I'm pissed off about not being allowed to post anymore :(
WHY IS THERE A LIMIT TO HOW MANY 'JOKES' EACH PERSON, WELL FUCK THE OTHERS, WHY AM I LIMITED TO HOW MANY JOKES I CAN POST? WHAT'S THE STORY WITH THAT ? IS IT JUST TODAY I'VE USED MY LIMIT? OR FOREVER OR WHAT? PLEASE RESPOND |
mellisa sudworth
lancashire wigan | 2008-08-26 07:10:50
hi chubbs me and my son steven and his girl rachel think your brilliant keep up the good work mellisa |
mike jones
greece | 2008-08-24 07:23:38
whats black and screams...............stevie wonder answering the phone |
mikeys inn
greece | 2008-08-11 07:59:13
whats black and screams?
stevie wonder answering the phone |
clair bird
canada | 2008-07-30 20:29:45
come to canada you fat bastard |
carrie
england | 2008-07-14 05:17:05
dear chubbs see you in lincoln theatre royal resently thought you was great what a show . got a bit carried away when at the end you did a strip , you are abig chap chubbs thanks for making me laugh so much can not wait till you tour lincoln again love carrie. ps we was on the second row in the middle. |
kelly
england | 2008-06-14 17:37:06
imy dad is a great fan of yours so for fathers day i bought him some tickets to see you on 12th June in Barnsley. He was totally disappointed with the show. He though you were trying to cram too much into an hour slot. The venue was also not upto scratch as his seat was on a bench, but he is disabled!!!!!!!!!
His impression is that you are now just out to cram as many people as you can into the room to make money, not to entertain. I think you crushed his dream of you and doubt he will see you again!!! |
Neil
UK | 2008-03-29 00:02:16
Saw chubby in Aldershot last night and I have to say I think he is going down hill. His material was just not as funny than it was in the past.
But the hall was crowded and I got a recording of the "you fat bastard" from the crowd as he came in on my mobile so it was a nice night overall.
BTW it's all-der-shot not al-der-shot you fat cunt. |
claire goodman
uk england | 2008-03-09 17:36:07
need merchandise catalogue my postal address is
miss claire goodman
15 scotts road
glinton
peterborough
pe67lx |
stephen picton taffy
teeside gods own back garden | 2008-02-20 21:42:22
chubbs i met you at the billingham forum and you kindy took time out to speak to me back stage . i was dressed as you and we had a bit of a laugh .thankyou for the stuff you left with derek at the forum . you will be pleased to know that it raised nearly ?500 for the butterwick childrens hospice . a great place in stockton . hope you have watched the dvd i gave you roy . all the best mate taffy |
