| Author | Joke |
Dr Fettish
UK | 2009-01-07 02:19:00
Last night I shagged a girl with brittle bone disease, what a fucking little cracker she was.... |
mike
scotland | 2009-01-06 18:47:09
how many recovering alcaholics does it take to change a light bulb only? only one but the light bulb has to want to change |
yid
yid land | 2009-01-04 19:45:33
for years i thought my dad had touretts,turns out he just thought i was a fucking cunt. |
mark marlor susans gay brother
south austraila | 2009-01-04 13:03:19
freddie fingers up you matey. |
Dr Fettish
UK | 2009-01-04 12:36:36
In Scotland a man has been arrested for keeping a black woman in the boot of his car for 11 days, in his defence he said a weather man indicated heavy snow and advised keeping a spade in the boot.... |
Freddie Fingers
Britain | 2009-01-04 11:56:05
Where is the moderator of this site? To get these pretend Australian cunts to fuck off here as soon as possible, the main reason being that they are just not funny, and this is SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE SITE after all !! Not somewhere for inbred arseholes to slag each other off. |
mark marlor susans gay brother
south austraila | 2009-01-04 10:58:09
supreme spunky 1 you cant tell jokes,mmm? because your english. |
supreme1
england | 2009-01-04 06:00:29
why do aussies end up marrying?coz kangaroos cant cook |
mark marlor susans gay brother
south austraila | 2009-01-04 04:42:50
thats a good one to sis |
susan marlor
south australia | 2009-01-04 01:36:26
Saw a story in a newspaper today cockpit crisis is that
when a man can't enter:) |
mark marlor susans gay brother
south austraila | 2009-01-03 18:09:59
g day mate your from scotland, thats why you dont get the joke me sis placed, its a ripper mate. |
yid
yidland | 2009-01-03 11:25:16
we call our grandad spiderman, he hasnt got any super powers,the cunt finds it difficult getting out the bath.. |
John McCuntfucker
Scotland | 2009-01-03 08:44:09
Go through phase by phase how that is a joke and what makes it funny, i really dont understand |
susan marlor
south ausralia | 2009-01-03 04:16:59
We have take away places called wok in box and noodle box
how many men would like to see the box. But wok in a ladys
box or is it the noodle in the box |
CFC Gaz
Greenford | 2009-01-03 02:47:33
What did John Travolta's son die of?
Saturday Night Fever!!! |
mark marlor susans gay brother
south austraila | 2009-01-02 12:20:57
ive just sold my house for 250,000 DOLLARS THE COUNCIL WILL GO MAD
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supreme1
england | 2009-01-01 13:55:10
whats a aussies idea of foreplay??you awake sis |
stevie c
england | 2008-12-27 12:56:18
just bought my epiletic brother a strobe light for christmas
he gonna have a fucking fit when he see's it |
Fanny Liquor
UK | 2008-12-25 21:16:25
A Woman slips naked in her bathroom does the splits & ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny.
Her husband tries but can't budge her so calls his mate who says:" I'll go get a hammer,
we can break tiles and lift her." The husband says: "Ok i'll lick her ear & play with her tits while ur gone."
Why? says his mate. The husband replies:
"If I can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are fucking cheaper."
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Willf
United Kingdom | 2008-12-25 03:25:30
Merry Christmas ya bunch o' cunts ! |
