Pidge - I quite understand, I once rang some stupid southern bastard about a local job, he thought that Sunderland where I come from was in fucking Newcastle.
Which brings us very nicely to a joke that is not, for once, about sheep shaggers.
Southern bastard is involved in a car crash outside Newcastle. He was two weeks in hospital before the penny dropped and he realised that Hadaway and Shite wasn't the name of the other guy's lawyers.
|The Village Idiot|
I once got it together with a girl on a beach one night and afterwards she said, weren't we lucky you had a condom, and I said, I didn't have one, I just found one, over there.
|The Ghost of Mary Whitehouse|
Can we have some jokes please, and less of Taffy the Bastard and the people who are (quite understandably) slagging the silly-born cunt off.
I mean what I said you morons should not side with a raciest , fat two faced cunt like chubby who only ever made money out of taking the piss out off ethnic groups.
I am not scared of idle threats and my name and home number is on my e mail site.
Die please chubby but have a slow one.
Taffy the hard bastard
taffy the "hard" bastard is only hard coz he was lookin at sheep porn, wanker
man walks into a pub slips on a piece of shit, gets up thinks fuck n goes 4 a pint,
10 mins later a second guy walks in and slips on it, so the first guy sez oh i did that so the second guy says u dirty bastard
| j loo|
why did the chicken cros the road? because it wanted to get to the other side
Andy you big fuckin bellend there is no place in Liverpool called MOSS SIDE!
MOSS SIDE is in Manchester you fuckin wankshaft!
Funny they way you had to try and explain ya joke.
YOU WELSH CUNT IM GUNNA BREAK YOURE FUCKING LEGS YOU FAT TWAT NO ONE DESERVES TO DIE YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE SO SHUT YOUR GOB B 4 I FIND YOUR HOUSE AND KICK YOUR TEETH IN
non sheep shaggers country
taffy the bastard
go and fucking die you ugly twat i have told you before i will kick your cunt in you sad shithead
hope there is less of us next year YOU DIE YOU CUNT
i cant tell you how much i fucking hate you
you sheep shagging bastard
death to taffy the bastard
|i want to remain anon|
non sheep shaggers country
did you hear tony blair and his family have gone to egypt on holiday
will that ugly cow of a wife be putting a bid in for a couple of pyramids only if she can get a fucking discount
i bet some fucking arab has payed for there holiday
fucking lieing twats
Taffy, theres no need for what you just said. No one deserves to die.
If i was you i'd take it back otherwise your probably going to get a nasty backlash.
PS. this is a jokebook, use it like one
|Taffy the Bastard|
Merry xmas chubby may it be the last you ever see you fat cunt
. Love from taffy the hard bastard
|Taffy the Bastard|
Hope all you wankers enjoyed xmas. Still next year there should be less of us here you all know who and what I mean
ho ho ho ho
farmer leaning on a fence looking really depressed so a man was walking by ask him wots the problem farmer well he said i have a prize bull but he wont go down and fuck the cows the man said go down tickle the cows cunt rub on the bulls nose the farmer said ive never heard such a thing so the man walked off the farmer tried the bull went down fucked all the cows so he was walking home thought ill try that on the wife by the time he got home she was in bed so he put his hand down quick rub on the fanny then on to the nose she put the light on and said you been fighting again
2 men from moss side(liverpool) went to ground zero(twin towers) wilst there they were kicking around in the dirt when this big fireman came over and said hey wot the fuck you doing so the two guys said we have have come all the way from moss side so the fireman said moss side wot fucking state is that in they replied about the same fucking state as this
A penguin walks into a pub and asked the barman"have you seen my brother"?"I dunno said the barman,what the fuck does he look like"?
Come on, kids. If you want to have childish fucking playground arguments then give each other your e-mail addresses and do it in private.
This site used to be good for picking up a few good jokes to tell your mates, etc. Now every time I click on all you see is post after post of "Taffy's this, so and so's that", etc.
Who gives a fuck what Taffy does or if Dave Johnson from class 11b is gay? We don't know them so we don't give a flying fuck! It wouldn't even be so bad if the insults were fucking funny!
This kind of unfunny childish shite is an insult to Chubby and to all the normal people who visit these boards. So come on, let's get our heads together and get back to telling some fucking jokes!
First of all happy xmas to chubbs and his fans.
Secondly, Taffy, the authorities can't ban anyone from using this site. The police wont see this as harrassment. Considering you provoked other users of this site with some comments you made. I suggest you just lay low, don't respond to anything people say, and it'll blow over.
Also, it's a public message board, somebody might be slagging me off half way across the world and I wouldn't know about it, so it wouldn't be harrassment. If you actually put your email address down and you were getting harrassing emails all the time, that may be a different matter.
The internet has no restrictions on freedom of speech, and message boards are a good way for people to exploit that benefit.
Like I say, just don't respond to anything people say about you on here, and it'll blow over, and you can live in relative peace.
As for everyone else, keep knocking them funny as fuck gags in! I'm running short of material!!!!!
click on my name and go to my site, tell me what you think by clicking on the 'send email' link
LAST WEEK, MY M8 GOT KNOCKED OVER BY A MOBILE LIBRARY, HE WAS IN THE ROAD SCREAMING WHEN THE DRIVER GOT OUT AND SAID, HUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!
FUCK OFF YA FAT BASTARD
|Taffy the bastard|
im REPORTING many of you so called chubbs fans for harassmentover the web im trying to give a joke and laff at a joke but it seems that you cant let go of the fact I FOOLED YOU IN TO THINKING I WANTED CHUBBS TO HAVE CANCER witch was a total joke im now handing this matter over to the authorities so you will each be BANNED from the site