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taffy

wwwwaaaalllleeeessss
2002-12-23 20:42:37

there is only 1 good person in ur country ROY CHUBBY BROWN and he is really welsh u sad stuck up english toffy nosed brown nosed mother fuckers u all eat mummy and daddies shit snobby bastards u all wish u was welsh go and have ur tea and scones thank you for ur attension
JOHN FLETCHER

ENGLAND
2002-12-23 20:04:26

THIS YOUNG LASS WAS BLIND AND HER MOTHER SAID TO HER ONE DAY THAT THERE IS A NEW CREAM OUT TO MAKE HER SEE AGAIN AND HER MOTHER SAID SHE IS GONNA GET IT FOR HER BUT IT IS EXPENSIVE.
THE NEXT DAY THE LASS WENT TO SCHOOL ALL EXCITED TELLING HER FRIENDS SHE WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO AND PLAY ON THE SWINGS WITH THEM(AND THEY WERE ALL EXCITED)
LATER ON THE LASS GOT HOME AND HER MAM HAD THE CREAM, SO THAT NIGHT THE PARENT PUT THE CREAM ON THE CHILD AND BANDAGED HER UP AND PUT HER TO SLEEP. THE NEXT DAY THE CHILD SHOUTED HER PARENT ALL EXCITED. HER MAM COME IN AND TOOK THE BANDAGES OF, THE YOUNG LASS SAID I CANT SEE AND HER MAM BURST OUT LAUGHING AND SAID
"APRIL FOOLS DAY"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
shane roy

england
2002-12-23 19:05:41

what`s red and white and lives in a tree?
a sanitary owl
pedro

bonnie scotland
2002-12-23 16:36:04

Q.why are there no phone books in china?

A.there are too many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number.

ha ha ha
Charver

GB
2002-12-23 12:10:06

How man there might be bairns reading this site; yer dinna want them to think that aboot Santa, do yer?
The Reverend Paul Whicker

Fulchester
2002-12-23 12:05:31

Jesus was a bastard, the Virgin Mary was a whore, vicars don't believe their own lies, and Santa Claus is a child molester. I know the last is true, anyway, because when I was four I sat on his knee in Woolworth's and felt the fat old drunken smelly cunt getting a stiffy. And a merry xmas to one and all.
bitch

england
2002-12-23 08:13:57

What's white and runs down the toilet wall

George Michael's latest release
pornstar

galapagus isles
2002-12-22 20:01:22

did you hear about the cargo ship full of red paint that collided with a cargo ship full of blue paint?????????

all of the crew were.....marrooned

yo momma's so ugly,she has to do trick or treating over the phone!!!
KATE

LONDON
2002-12-22 17:46:10

TAFFY STOP TALKIN OUT YA ARSE
lufcrule

England
2002-12-21 22:26:14

What do you call a woman with bacon and egg on her head????????????????

...............Kathy!!!

Its that shit, it makes you laugh!!!
Goldbergio

EEEEngland
2002-12-21 15:00:02

taffy is a sheep shaggin wanker, oh shit dont report me, the police will.............DO FUCK ALL!!!! wat the fuck can they do, its not like im hackin taffys computer and takin all his child porn, sick wanker!
Kojak

2002-12-21 12:55:59

Report who, exactly? Not like anyone is using their proper email address is it, you sideburn-loving, leek-eating, sheep-shagging, incestuous taff cunt!!!
Chaunticleer Spirethrone, V.D and Bar

GB
2002-12-21 10:55:42

Taffy the Bastard might not be a sheep shagger, but I am. I've got a lovely little merino ewe called Penelope and I give her one every night. I've also got three raunchy little nanny-goats that I dress up as a nurse, a nun and a schoolgirl, and it's a big turn-on frantically milking them into chamber-pots full of Alka-Seltzer.

My psychiatrist has a big head, you know.
Taffy the bastard

up yours
2002-12-21 04:29:28

IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!

it started off as a joke but now im serious im musch a chubbs fan as you are and dont see why i deserve all these gay jokes. first things first

1.AM NOT A SHEEP SHAGGER
2.NOT A WANKER
3.I DO NOT IN ANY WAY EXPECT THESE JOKES TO CONTINUE OR IF THEY DO ILL GET YOU REPORTED

SIMPLE AS THAT YOU TWATS
mooseman

Greater Britain
2002-12-20 12:24:15

How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have Father's Day,
Taffy has Palm Sunday.
mooseman

Greater Britain
2002-12-20 12:01:28

Flight 1234,? the control tower advised, ?turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.?
?Roger,? the pilot responded, ?but we?re at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here??
?Sir,? the radar man replied, ?have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747??
mooseman

Greater Britain
2002-12-20 11:57:59

A man was shipwrecked on a deserted island for ten lonely years. One day he spotted a ship on the horizon. He frantically waved his arms until he saw a rowboat making its way to shore. In it was a man in a captain?s uniform. ?Thank God!? the shipwrecked fellow rejoiced. ?I thought I was never going to be rescued.?
?How long have you been here?? the captain asked as he waded ashore.
?Ten years,? the man replied.
?How have you coped all that time on your own??
?Well, I?m quite a resourceful fellow. I built a house, learned to hunt and fish.?
?But ten years without sex?? the captain exclaimed.
?Not completely,? the man replied sheepishly. ?About six month ago I was down here on the shore when I noticed an ostrich up the beach with its head buried in the sand. I crept up behind it, and.....?
?Oh, you poor man, that must have been horrible?
?Well, it was all right for the first five miles.? he replied, ?but then we got out of step.?
mooseman

Greater Britain
2002-12-20 11:56:42

The phone rang in the church office early one morning. ?May I speak to the head hog at the trough?? a man asked.
?If you?re referring to the preacher,? the startled secretary replied, ?then you may refer to him as Pastor or Brother, but please don?t call him the head hog at the trough!?
?Well,? the fellow said, ?I was thinking of donating $ 100,000 to the building fund, but if you?re not interested, I?ll just----?
?Hang on,? the secretary chirped, ?I think the fat pig just walked in!?
mooseman

Greater Britain
2002-12-20 11:55:37

What happens when Taffy takes Viagra?

He gets taller.
mooseman

Greater Britain
2002-12-20 11:52:45

Bob?s greatest achievement was his brood of six children. In fact, he was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife ?Mother of six,? despite her continual objections.
One night at a cocktail party, Bob decided it was time to go home and shouted across the room, ?Shall we go home, Mother of Six?
His irritated wife hollered back, ?Any time you?re ready, Father of Four.?
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