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AuthorJoke
nogger

barnsley
2002-12-29 14:08:15

I asked my sister, would you kiss Taffy under the mistletoe? she said I would'nt kiss taffy under fucking anesthetic.
lee

england
2002-12-29 04:07:20

2 fleas r on a pussy, 1's a robber and the other's a druggy how do u no which 1's which

the duggy's on the crack and the robbers in the bush

(hey fat bastards
CB

England
2002-12-29 01:08:54

Arsene Wenger walks into the dressing room and goes "Fucking hell who iz zhit on de floor." and Seaman goes "Me and I'm shit in the air."
lil sam

england
2002-12-28 23:08:13

yeah d jokes r shite but im only 11
lil sam

england
2002-12-28 23:06:13

whats the difference between ileagle n un lawful?

un lawful is is against the law n ileagle is a sick bird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lil sam

england
2002-12-28 23:04:15

whats the difference between odd ball n a teenager?

odd ball wants to get spots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lil sam

england
2002-12-28 23:01:59

knock knock

whose there

justin

justin who

justin time for class !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lissy

England!!!
2002-12-28 22:57:55

hello adam if your reading this its melissa hey!!!
lissy

England!!!
2002-12-28 22:51:52

wife ses 2 hubby "huni i want brest implants"
hubby ses 2 wife "put tissue in between ur tits then"
wife ses "why, wot do ya mean"?
so hubby ses "well it worked wiv ur arse dint it"?!!!
lissy

ENGLAND!!! LEEDS!!!
2002-12-28 22:43:58

TO THE KIDS, YEAH I CAN TELL THAT UR KIDS COZ U AV2 REPEAT UR SEN,

Whats pink n ard

a pig wiv a knife hehe
fucking kids

England
2002-12-28 22:30:05

How do you make a snooker table laugh you fat bastard.
Tickle its fucking hairy balls.

fucking kids

England
2002-12-28 22:30:03

How do you make a snooker table laugh you fat bastard.
Tickle its fucking hairy balls.

fucking kids

England
2002-12-28 22:29:05

How do you make a snooker table laugh you fat bastard.
Tickle its fucking hairy balls.

Pauline Heads

England
2002-12-28 22:24:55

How do you make a snooker table laugh you fat bastard.
Tickle its fucking hairy balls.

Rude Kid

Cramlington
2002-12-28 21:45:04

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say
the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
lives!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Chubbs Fan

Never fucking mind
2002-12-28 19:58:25

Let's all forget about Taffy the Bastard. All those recent messages said to be by him are fake anyway. You can tell by the e-mail address.

SOMEONE NOT TAFFY

NOTFUCKIN WALES
2002-12-28 19:00:49

I THINK I SPEAK FOR 99% OF PEOPLE WHO COME ONTO THIS SITE TO HAVE A LAUGH
TAFFY THE BASTARD IS NONE OF THESE
A. A CHUBBS FAN
B. A FUNNY JOKE TELLER
C. A HARD MAN

ALTHOUGH MICHEAL BARRYMORE USED TAFFY,S HEAD TO RAM UP STUART LUBBOCKS ASSHOLE
TAFFY,S HOBBY IS SUCKING OF HORSES WHILE A DOBERMAN SHAGS HIS ASSHOLE HE THEN GETS HIS BOYFRIEND TO SHAG THE DOGS RINGER SO WHEN HE BLOWS HIM IT ADDS A BIT OF TASTE
HE GREW SIDEBURNS SO AS THE WINGS ON THE USED SANNY TOWELS THAT HE LIKES TO LICK WOULD STICK ON LEAVING HIS HANDS FREE TO FINGER HIS OWN CRAPFLAP
HIS PORNO COLLECTION CONSISTS OF A VIDEO OF ONE MAN AND HIS DOG AND 4 COPIES OF FARMERS WEEKLY
HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESION IS HIS MULTI COLORED RAM HARNESS AND HIS LAMBS FOOT PENKNIFE WHICH HE USES TO NOTCH UPHIS CONQUESTS ON HIS GATEPOST

mad mick

uk
2002-12-28 18:23:50

footballer having a hard time with a ref
if i call you a cunt would you send me off he ask yes said the ref i would ok so what if i only thought you was a cunt he ask well said the ref theres not a lot i can do about that is there ok he says then i think your a cunt then lol
mad mick

uk
2002-12-28 18:20:46

never drink water

fish fuck in it
Munich hater

Bolton
2002-12-28 18:00:40

Bobby Moore and Matt Busby were in heaven in front of God and god said here is a pair of wings for you Bob and a pair of wings for you Matt.
Bob asks am I gonna be an angel? Yes said God and then Matt asks am I going to be an angel too? And God replies "No 'kin chance, you're gonna be a santary towel you red munich bastard!!!
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