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andy

england
2002-12-26 12:49:25

2 men from moss side(liverpool) went to ground zero(twin towers) wilst there they were kicking around in the dirt when this big fireman came over and said hey wot the fuck you doing so the two guys said we have have come all the way from moss side so the fireman said moss side wot fucking state is that in they replied about the same fucking state as this
merryhinnge

wales
2002-12-26 11:52:43

A penguin walks into a pub and asked the barman"have you seen my brother"?"I dunno said the barman,what the fuck does he look like"?
Mr Adult

UK
2002-12-26 00:27:31

Come on, kids. If you want to have childish fucking playground arguments then give each other your e-mail addresses and do it in private.

This site used to be good for picking up a few good jokes to tell your mates, etc. Now every time I click on all you see is post after post of "Taffy's this, so and so's that", etc.

Who gives a fuck what Taffy does or if Dave Johnson from class 11b is gay? We don't know them so we don't give a flying fuck! It wouldn't even be so bad if the insults were fucking funny!

This kind of unfunny childish shite is an insult to Chubby and to all the normal people who visit these boards. So come on, let's get our heads together and get back to telling some fucking jokes!
Chiggs

UK
2002-12-25 11:18:47

First of all happy xmas to chubbs and his fans.

Secondly, Taffy, the authorities can't ban anyone from using this site. The police wont see this as harrassment. Considering you provoked other users of this site with some comments you made. I suggest you just lay low, don't respond to anything people say, and it'll blow over.
Also, it's a public message board, somebody might be slagging me off half way across the world and I wouldn't know about it, so it wouldn't be harrassment. If you actually put your email address down and you were getting harrassing emails all the time, that may be a different matter.
The internet has no restrictions on freedom of speech, and message boards are a good way for people to exploit that benefit.

Like I say, just don't respond to anything people say about you on here, and it'll blow over, and you can live in relative peace.

As for everyone else, keep knocking them funny as fuck gags in! I'm running short of material!!!!!
Daniel Jones

England
2002-12-25 04:18:16

click on my name and go to my site, tell me what you think by clicking on the 'send email' link

LAST WEEK, MY M8 GOT KNOCKED OVER BY A MOBILE LIBRARY, HE WAS IN THE ROAD SCREAMING WHEN THE DRIVER GOT OUT AND SAID, HUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

FUCK OFF YA FAT BASTARD
Taffy the bastard

wales
2002-12-24 23:21:48

im REPORTING many of you so called chubbs fans for harassmentover the web im trying to give a joke and laff at a joke but it seems that you cant let go of the fact I FOOLED YOU IN TO THINKING I WANTED CHUBBS TO HAVE CANCER witch was a total joke im now handing this matter over to the authorities so you will each be BANNED from the site
taffy the sheepshagger

wwwaaallllleesssssss
2002-12-24 22:18:52

Sorry to all!!

I DO SHAG SHEEP, in fact GOATS AS WELL, I cant help myself the bleeting gives me a hard on!!

theres not a day goes by that I wish that I wasnt a Welsh homo!!

Sometimes I suck dick as well, depends what my master TYSON says!! (hes a 8 year old RAM)

So everyone have a good christmas, cos I wont, cos I have no mates!! cos im a wanker, cos im a welsh cock sucker
taffy the sheepshagger

wwwaaallllleesssssss
2002-12-24 22:18:41

Sorry to all!!

I DO SHAG SHEEP, in fact GOATS AS WELL, I cant help myself the bleeting gives me a hard on!!

theres not a day goes by that I wish that I wasnt a Welsh homo!!

Sometimes I suck dick as well, depends what my master TYSON says!! (hes a 8 year old RAM)

So everyone have a good christmas, cos I wont, cos I have no mates!! cos im a wanker, cos im a welsh cock sucker
Jim

England
2002-12-23 21:22:14

Taffy shut up and stop using this joke book like a guest book! We don't care what u think so shut up and do something useful like make us laugh with jokes!

After all, this is a JOKE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
taffy

wwwwaaaalllleeeessss
2002-12-23 20:42:37

there is only 1 good person in ur country ROY CHUBBY BROWN and he is really welsh u sad stuck up english toffy nosed brown nosed mother fuckers u all eat mummy and daddies shit snobby bastards u all wish u was welsh go and have ur tea and scones thank you for ur attension
JOHN FLETCHER

ENGLAND
2002-12-23 20:04:26

THIS YOUNG LASS WAS BLIND AND HER MOTHER SAID TO HER ONE DAY THAT THERE IS A NEW CREAM OUT TO MAKE HER SEE AGAIN AND HER MOTHER SAID SHE IS GONNA GET IT FOR HER BUT IT IS EXPENSIVE.
THE NEXT DAY THE LASS WENT TO SCHOOL ALL EXCITED TELLING HER FRIENDS SHE WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO AND PLAY ON THE SWINGS WITH THEM(AND THEY WERE ALL EXCITED)
LATER ON THE LASS GOT HOME AND HER MAM HAD THE CREAM, SO THAT NIGHT THE PARENT PUT THE CREAM ON THE CHILD AND BANDAGED HER UP AND PUT HER TO SLEEP. THE NEXT DAY THE CHILD SHOUTED HER PARENT ALL EXCITED. HER MAM COME IN AND TOOK THE BANDAGES OF, THE YOUNG LASS SAID I CANT SEE AND HER MAM BURST OUT LAUGHING AND SAID
"APRIL FOOLS DAY"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
shane roy

england
2002-12-23 19:05:41

what`s red and white and lives in a tree?
a sanitary owl
pedro

bonnie scotland
2002-12-23 16:36:04

Q.why are there no phone books in china?

A.there are too many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number.

ha ha ha
Charver

GB
2002-12-23 12:10:06

How man there might be bairns reading this site; yer dinna want them to think that aboot Santa, do yer?
The Reverend Paul Whicker

Fulchester
2002-12-23 12:05:31

Jesus was a bastard, the Virgin Mary was a whore, vicars don't believe their own lies, and Santa Claus is a child molester. I know the last is true, anyway, because when I was four I sat on his knee in Woolworth's and felt the fat old drunken smelly cunt getting a stiffy. And a merry xmas to one and all.
bitch

england
2002-12-23 08:13:57

What's white and runs down the toilet wall

George Michael's latest release
pornstar

galapagus isles
2002-12-22 20:01:22

did you hear about the cargo ship full of red paint that collided with a cargo ship full of blue paint?????????

all of the crew were.....marrooned

yo momma's so ugly,she has to do trick or treating over the phone!!!
KATE

LONDON
2002-12-22 17:46:10

TAFFY STOP TALKIN OUT YA ARSE
lufcrule

England
2002-12-21 22:26:14

What do you call a woman with bacon and egg on her head????????????????

...............Kathy!!!

Its that shit, it makes you laugh!!!
Goldbergio

EEEEngland
2002-12-21 15:00:02

taffy is a sheep shaggin wanker, oh shit dont report me, the police will.............DO FUCK ALL!!!! wat the fuck can they do, its not like im hackin taffys computer and takin all his child porn, sick wanker!
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