| Author | Joke |
StuiE
UK | 2010-06-03 07:32:48
Went down Whitehaven for a drink last weekend, the prices were ridiculous, £3.90 a pint?! they want shot! |
Steve
Wirral | 2010-06-02 16:47:33
Have you ever tried flagging down a taxi in Whitehaven at noon.
Its fuckin murder |
Gimp
Sco | 2010-06-02 14:48:49
It's a good thing my wife is still a turn on. or I'd just be sat here looking at a fucking blank screen.... |
chubsfan
UK | 2010-06-02 09:23:34
Gordon Brown has applied for a new Job at the Lynx products factory! because apparently they were short of aerosoles. |
Muff Diver
Uk | 2010-06-01 15:24:45
My girlfriend was telling me that obesity is in her genes.I told her that it wasn't true as she looks like a fat cunt in a skirt as well!! |
gimp
Sco | 2010-05-31 10:21:02
Just Fostered a Paki kid.....Hit the Fucker in the back of the head with all 4 cans... |
Dr Fettish
England | 2010-05-31 04:44:47
Apparently Gary Coleman has been at death's door for a while now, poor little bastard just couldn't reach the handle. |
Dr Fettish
England | 2010-05-29 03:37:54
What's the difference between a Yorkshire pudding and a Yorkshire tart?? You wont find a Yorkshire pudding in a river!! |
Dr Fettish
England | 2010-05-29 03:36:31
Gary Coleman, now I'm no doctor, but wouldn't a brain heamorrhage be sort of a different stroke?
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a cotterill
england | 2010-05-26 16:30:41
little girl lost in asda tipton..security guard says whats your mum like..!little girl says big cocks and bacardi breezers...! |
gimp
Sco | 2010-05-20 06:27:37
My new girlfriend's nickname is Heinz and I was hoping it's because she was a bit Saucy. Turns out the Cunt's had 57 STDs... |
lee
uk | 2010-05-19 14:21:22
my dumb blond girlfriend tasha is sooooo stupid she got stabbed in a shootout |
Peter
UK | 2010-05-18 06:15:17
BREAKING NEWS!! a irish farmer has successfuly grown a field full of dildos. now they has problems with squatters!!!!!!!! |
gimp
Sco | 2010-05-18 02:31:27
My wife told me I was selfish in bed....I almost choked on my own Cock... |
Dr I 8 blacks
Liverpool | 2010-05-17 15:31:43
What do you call JLS in a freezer? The Arctic Monkeys :-) |
rikki
essex | 2010-05-17 10:11:41
little jonny was admitted to hospital last night with six toy soldiers stuck up his arse.....doctors have described his condition as stable!!!! |
gimp
Sco | 2010-05-16 15:17:39
My wife's just like Heather Mills. She only wears half the fucking shoe's she buys... |
gimp
Sco | 2010-05-16 15:15:18
They say that getting married and having kids changes a man forever and it's true. Before hand I was unhappy,drinking,taking drugs,wasting my time and going nowhere.That's all changed........Now I'm fucking Suicidal... |
gimp
Sco | 2010-05-16 15:10:50
My dog can lick his own balls......I don't care how much he makes those puppy dog eyes at me... |
Glump
Sco | 2010-05-16 12:03:46
The wife told me to use my imagination and go out and buy something that made her look sexy too . . . . . . so I came back with a case of Stella and two bottles of Vodka ... |
