| Author | Joke |
Spud Murphy
England | 2010-08-20 15:35:19
Saw this Asian lad floating down a local canal.
I shouted out \"you from Pakistan mate ?\"
he replied \" No fuckin\' V Festival.\" |
vic
norway | 2010-08-19 13:46:41
rescue workers in pakistan have remarked upon the real stench. They reckon it will be even worse when they find dead bodies. |
mohammedahmededed
england | 2010-08-19 04:07:40
michael flatley is goin 2 pakistan teach the cunts how 2 riverdance |
Dr Fettish
Britain | 2010-08-19 02:10:27
Has anyone found it coincidental how once BP plugs the oil there\'s a flood in Pakistan, it\'s almost as if God wants the ocean to be full of floating black shit... |
phil
england | 2010-08-18 11:34:34
my dads got a sick sense of humour.
He chopped up a pig and hid the parts around the house and made my brother search for them........pork hunt !!! |
pete
west midlands | 2010-08-14 15:23:52
What do you call a paki flood surviver ? Mustava Bin swimmin |
pete
west midlands | 2010-08-14 15:19:46
\"Thousands drowned in floods in Pakistan\" ever tried swimming wrapped in 100yards of rag & a burkha on your head ? Fuckin dumb pakis !!! |
ray
england | 2010-08-14 13:24:39
apparantly i have been told by a pilot friend of mine from 39000ft pakistan looks like a bowl of coco pos |
ray
england | 2010-08-14 13:22:28
a man at the ideal home exhibition demonstration a new washing powder he holds up a pair of nickers puts them into the bowl of water then takes them out and says dip dip dip into the dream take them out hold up to the light nice and clean people are amazed he then say anyone got anything for me to try a 18 year old girl takes off her clouts gives them to him he goes dip dip dip into the dream hold to the light nice and clean anyone else he shouts then big fat delores takes her passion killers off and gives them to him he goes dip dip dip into the dream hold to the light dip dip dip into the dream |
Raypist
UK | 2010-08-12 04:57:45
Police stop Paddy the other day and asked him where he was between 5 and 11.
Paddy says Primary school! |
Raypist
UK | 2010-08-12 04:55:56
Husband\'s naked and looking at himself in the mirror and says to his wife \'Babe, I get an erection just looking at myself\' She says \'yeah, that\'s because even your cock thinks you\'re a cunt!\' |
Raypist
UK | 2010-08-12 04:49:50
In an underhand effort to make me lose some weight, my Mrs has taken to hiding my favourite processed cheese up her vagina....
Krafty Cunt!
Fuck off Chubs |
Raypist
UK | 2010-08-12 04:47:37
Cliff Richard meets this fan from China. He says \'I ruv you cliff, I ruv song called itchy sore fanny\'.
Cliff says, \'I never sung a song called that\'.
Fan says \'Yes you did, it went, itchy sore fanny how we don\'t talk anymore\'. |
Raypist
UK | 2010-08-12 03:15:07
Apparently, the BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Paki flood appeal! |
Busman
ENGLAND | 2010-08-09 18:54:04
I hate women who have to much make up on.
My wife has the right amount of foundation.
She is buried under the house. |
Paul Searle
England | 2010-08-09 18:49:10
They found a survivor in Pakistan.
His name is Mustapha Dingy. |
Dr Fettish
Britain | 2010-08-09 13:45:47
A black couple have had a white baby, just when you thought it was easy to spot the thieving, gun toting bastards, they\'ve gone and invented a stealth n1gger... |
Dr Fettish
Britain | 2010-08-09 13:43:38
What a funny old world & how ironic, there are 11 P@aki\'s at Edgbaston praying for rain... |
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john nokes
england | 2010-08-08 09:36:51
yesterday i tried to phone sky then my bank then bt and all 3 had the same excuse for not having a call operator they where flooded twats |
